the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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