I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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