i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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