I feel great
I just peed on a car
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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