Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
