I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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