his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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