check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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