Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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