what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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