check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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