This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I've blown a few things in my day
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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