Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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