so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
We left the knife in your bed.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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