It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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