I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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