check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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