She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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