Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you told grandpa to call you daddy
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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