Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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