I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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