How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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