he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
