are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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