He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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