Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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