I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Randomize
