guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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