Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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