she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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