definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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