I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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