new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
it hurts more in the daytime
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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