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playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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