At least make sure they are 18
Why
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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