We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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