I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Couch. On fire.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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