I think I died a long time ago.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We're too hungover to prance.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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