I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
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