yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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