escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Do vagina's smell?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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