happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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