I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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