just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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