I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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