i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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