yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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