I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
