i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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