I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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