Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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