you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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