Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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